we have the election fever!
- huzzah for chicago
I have this draft blog post about the Farm Bill and Bush’s veto and how a broken clocks are right twice a day but I found it really hard to encapsulate a long, well-intentioned, busted ass, hot-tranny-mess of legislation and the political bravery needed to fix shit into a few pithy sentences, so instead you get two ”woo-hoo’s” for the Windy […]
- essential life skills
I’ve been working on a few projects lately so I’m sorry that I’ve sort of been like an errant father, dropping in and out of your life. It’s going to be like this for a while - wedding planning, new projects, etc. - so you can hate me when you grow up, just don’t make me […]
- it’s like ten thousand spoons
Where do you go if you need to mass produce a bunch of cheap stuff?
China.
Where do you go if you’re taking flags that support a free Tibet?
China, obvs.
The irony is so thick, it makes my head want to explode.
- 3trillion
It’s hard to spend three trillion dollars, which is what we’ve spent on the war in Iraq. You try it.
My checkout list is below. I got up to $2.99 trillion and then realized that I was pretty much spitting in an ocean to get the total to $3 trillion. Most recent items added to my cart are […]
- candidates smackdown tonight
Amazing. The presidential candidates will be on WWE’s RAW tonight.
Close readers will remember that Joey Jerusalem had sent this in a few months back:
If ya smeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What Barack is cookin’!!!
- gachapin and mukku
I finally got to mess around with iChat/AV on my black MacBook this evening with Lee-Roy and his brand spanking new MacBook Pro. I know I’m a little late to the party on this but man that some wild ass shit - you can see and talk to a person through the computer, in real time? Like […]
- Cindy McCain is not Julia Childs
My meeting at FOX got pushed back to Thursday.
And good thing too because this story about Cindy McCain jacking recipes from the Food Network for the McCain Family Recipes page on the campaign website was just too good to pass up.
What the F were those fuckers thinking?
In a Monday morning strategy session:
Chief strategist: “We need to […]


